DJ Spoonie - 16 points of hangover golf!

What can we say about Dave Dalrymple.
2 years ago he magnificently came first in the singles tournie and went home with a sleeve of balls, the STAG trophy, the JACKET and a munter (albeit after breaking his Cleopatras cherry!).

This year and 20 points less than his victory total he goes home with bruised balls, the SPOON, a jacket reeking of booze from the previous night and knowledge that he is the munter (until next year!).

Duncan hides his smile behind a cap. Graeme tried to hide behind Duncan.

Closest to the pin 2 - It's only bloody Soapy again!

Embarassed at already picking up the STAG trophy Neil "Soapy/Edge/Bill Bailey/Viking" Sutherland picks up his prize for closest to the pin at the 5th. A strange version of the "Hokey Cokey" ensued with neither Neil or Duncan knowing what hand to what foot came next.

White Captain 2006

Handsome is he not?
Likes a wink!
Scarily, this is him sober.

Closest to the pin - Mr Hutchison

Demonstrating once for all that size does not matter Dave "Has he swung yet?" Hutchison hit a mighty 3 wood (where others hit 7 iron) to six feet to claim his closest to the hole prize at the 15th. Unfortunately he four putted, threw his putter up a tree andwas forced to use a driver (16th), wedge (17th) and umbrella (18th) on the remaining greens.
Oh well, at least he got some shiny balls to play with!

Hey Big Swinger!

The flush of having the longest drive was too much for Stuart and a smelly tommy squeaker escaped from below. Both he and Duncan were physically rocked back on their heels, Stuart almost passing out onto the cameraman!

STAG Winner, 2005

Nice Quaich, Big Boy!
The only person ever to win the singles more than once (2002, 2005). The only person who the jacket actually fits! The only person to bring his handbag to the golf day. The Viking conquered again - just hope he kept the raping and pillaging to a minimum!!!!

Winning Captain 2005 - Mr Graeme Ross

The exchange....
With a somehow disgruntled look to his face and a resigned sigh it was with deep regret that the Mighty White Captain of 2004 (G. Husband esq.) handed over the gargantuum (spelling!?!) Reider Cup into the hands of that scallywag Black Captain (G. Ross esp.). The defeated white captain (D.Gunnee lsd.) can just about be seen to the left sobbing into his hands - although quite how Mr Ross' mantlepiece will hold that piece of silverware we do not know.....